The Last Man on Tumblr.

The Last Man on Tumblr. Stats: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +50 white male attack bonus --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +30 cis straight damage resistance ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -100 height privilege defense ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ x100 sarcasm multiplier

Reblogged from forrest-rump

forrest-rump:

Nothing like a new pair of glasses to make you feel New & Improved

naughtyconservative:

Best selfie ever after I already posted others! Damn well it’s my blog & I can post anything I want so 

Jesus.

Reblogged from naughtyconservative

naughtyconservative:

Best selfie ever after I already posted others! Damn well it’s my blog & I can post anything I want so 

Jesus.

friends list has increased 40+ people in the past two months

business group does what i say and refers to me as captain

prom girl and i are getting coffee next week

i built a house last weekend

fraternity thinks i’m a badass (lol) for going after the guy who robbed me

we are officially living in bizarro world where i am attractive and popular and everyone thinks i’m cool

Reblogged from escapethechaos

escapethechaos:

My mom just tried to bargain with me saying I could get a tattoo when I gave her a grandchild. I’m 20 fucking years old, she no longer gets to choose what I do.

ey girl, i’ll help you with that

Reblogged from basedthursday

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Reblogged from basedthursday

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wolf-d:

this gif pisses me off

Reblogged from gubbins-r-us

wolf-d:

this gif pisses me off

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Sweater Weather
The Neighbourhood
I Love You.

Reblogged from naughtyconservative

musicalbums:

The Neighbourhood | Sweater Weather

vegan-traditionalist:

fukkkres:

when u inda club and ur song come on but none ur boys dance and u ont wanna look soft so u jus do a lil slight work

what

Reblogged from babushka-nipples

vegan-traditionalist:

fukkkres:

when u inda club and ur song come on but none ur boys dance and u ont wanna look soft so u jus do a lil slight work

what

the-snow-angel-castiel:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????

those were literally the worst weeks of my life

Reblogged from lemonturtles

the-snow-angel-castiel:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

those were literally the worst weeks of my life

(Source: t-jam3s)