The Last Man on Tumblr.

The Last Man on Tumblr. Stats: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +50 white male attack bonus --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +30 cis straight damage resistance ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -100 height privilege defense ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ x100 sarcasm multiplier

Reblogged from stupidstagram

stupidstagram:

stupidstagram:

so many hot boys……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot girls 

in 

the world 

change my post to something as disgusting as this ever again and i’ll rip out your throat and feed it to my dogs 

"(something shitty about boys) but DON’T SAY THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT GIRLS OR ELSE I’LL GET REALLY MAD BECAUSE I’M INCAPABLE OF HANDLING THE EXACT SAME INSULTS I DISH OUT"

"just saying, why don't you fucking accept someone for their differences instead of saying there's something wrong with them just because they aren't sex-obsessed like you. asshole"

Asked by Anonymous

I literally just said I had nothing against them. Every sexual creature on the planet has a natural, instinctual sex drive and if you don’t then something DID go wrong with your development, you fucking moron. That doesn’t at all mean there’s something “wrong” with them morally. Pull your head out of your ass and stop taking everything I say completely out of context.

""It is a condition because you are supposed to have, by default, a sex drive with sexual attraction. If you don’t, something has gone seriously wrong with your physiological development" ... "That being said, I have nothing against asexuals, I’m just answering my asks." wow you are a serious dickhead. you say that being asexual is a "condition" and there's something "seriously wrong" with you if you're asexual yet you say you "have nothing against asexuals" get your fucking mind straight asshole"

Asked by Anonymous

Me: Asexuals are people without sex drives or sexual attraction, which suggests something has gone wrong with their physical and/or physiological development. That said, I have nothing against them.

You: “Asexuals […] are […] wrong […] and […] I have […]thing against them.” WOW FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

delaney was this you

Reblogged from basedthursday

delaney was this you

Reblogged from politeandwhite

cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

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(Source: maliahale)

"If someone represents themself as a doctor without the appropriate credentials, they're not a special snowflake, they're a criminal."

Asked by koalastick

Yeah. That analogy that anon made didn’t really make sense. It’s like, no, I wouldn’t doubt someone telling me they’re a doctor, because what reason would I have to doubt them? Anyone above a certain level of intelligence can become a doctor. But if they didn’t practice, or didn’t have any credentials, or couldn’t answer any questions about medicine, or were under the age of, say, 25 at the least, then I would start to doubt them.

Likewise, if someone tells me they’re asexual, then okay, maybe they really are. But it’s already rare, and if they’re a teenager, and confused about their sexuality, and don’t really know much about their identity or how sexuality or their bodies work yet, in the context of a website that loves making up new orientations/genders/identities on the fly in order to seem special, then yeah, I have reason to doubt them.

Reblogged from demisnowflake

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

Reblogged from iliketehcows

(Source: hollahella)

watchmen is on TNT

i’m not getting any sleep tonight am i

iajato tho

iajato tho